Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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