I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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