I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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