Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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