just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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