ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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