Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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