I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
