West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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