I faked an abortion last night.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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