I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i believe in u and ur pee
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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