About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Drunk is not a location!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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