I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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