So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
