you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
