he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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