Soap is not a condiment
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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