doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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