I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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