apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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