Cold hands, warm shart.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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