Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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