I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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