Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
