How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
