it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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