we're blogging at a bar
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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