I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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