The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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