Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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