im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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