you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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