so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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