can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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