He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I could fuck to npr.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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