I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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