do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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