Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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