that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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