please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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