super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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