D3 body, D1 cock
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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