I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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