we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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