No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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