Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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