I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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