ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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