If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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