what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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