JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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