I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
