marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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