He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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