when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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