My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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