So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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