how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
