I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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